Chesterton's 'Comparisons'
If I set the sun beside the moon,
And if I set the land beside the sea,
And if I set the flower beside the fruit,
And if I set the town beside the country,
And if I set the man beside the woman,
I suppose some fool would talk
About one being better.
-G.K Chesterton
And, we might add, another fool talks of their being the same thing.